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Smelly Feet!

posted 15 Aug 2014, 12:40 by Helên Thomas   [ updated 25 Jan 2018, 19:03 ]
Smelly Feet.

Smelly feet! Smelly feet!
Can I make my feet smell sweet?
Should I scrub them, should I wash them?
Should I spray perfume upon them?

Smelly feet! Smelly feet!
Can I make my feet smell sweet?
My feet are thick with mud and stains,
They’re even dirty when it rains,
I get embarrassed on aeroplanes,
Because my feet smell like blocked drains.

Smelly feet! Smelly feet!
Can I make my feet smell sweet?
Should I scrub them, should I wash them?
Should I spray perfume upon them?

Smelly feet! Smelly feet!
They pong so in the summer’s heat,
Please tell me how to keep them clean,
They smell like cheese that’s mouldy green,
I showed my feet off to the Queen,
She said they were the worst she’d seen!

Smelly feet! Smelly feet!
Can I make my feet smell sweet?
Should I scrub them, should I wash them?
Should I spray perfume upon them?

Smelly feet! Smelly feet!
They smell like stuff that’s bad to eat,
Like cabbage cooking in a pot,
Or eggs when they have gone to rot,
And in between my toes there’s grot,
Fresh and sweet, my feet are not!

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